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Employment Demotivational Poster


THE JOYS OF OWNING YOUR OWN BUSINESS -


TAGS: employment
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 9:28 pm
Awesomely Inspiring. Fav'd & 5L's


EMPLOYMENT -




UNEMPLOYED? - Here's Your Silver Lining


TAGS: unemployment
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by tucker301

agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 11:01 pm
Hilarious.


FACEBOOK - Adding to the unemployment rolls daily


TAGS: facebook funny unemployment
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by american1459

Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:06 pm
Losing a job you hate can't be all bad.
Ed-Hyde - August 20, 2009, 7:26 am
Ditto. Wow, I bet logicdude was really ticked when he got that. (ducks)
avitron - August 20, 2009, 1:19 am
owned.


THE WAGES OF FEAR -




GRAD SCHOOL - Even in this job market You can't hide there forever




PLANNING -


TAGS: planning unemployment obama
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by jake

TED - March 19, 2010, 1:23 am
FAIL - after a year I see a trend.


SPIDERMAN REALIZATION - LAST VILLAIN -




SECURITY -




HEY GRADUATE! - Welcome to to the workforce. Now come get a nice big piece of unemployment pie.




REJECTION -


TAGS: alternate interpretation understanding confusion unemployment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:28 pm
I Like It, I Like It, Mao's Back ?
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 11:04 am
It’s gonna be REAL popular for Halloween this year. Thank you Ebola.
rerun - October 18, 2014, 9:53 am

and you wonder why the "naughty nurse" costume is so popular.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:40 pm

Prissy, the fact that our minds seem to run down the same crooked paths is proof that God was right when he planted you in Canada and me way down here. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough bail money. Not nearly enough.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:38 pm

Thank you, Sir Dog.
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:17 pm
Nice
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:08 pm
Candy Strippers...er...stripers go figure!


YOU DA MAN -




IN TIMES LIKE THESE - A pessimist cuts off the slack end of his belt, And an optimist just punches another hole.


TAGS: recession depression unemployment
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - May 30, 2012, 1:35 am
interesting way of saying... the difference between optimist and pessimist are the holes from the belt.


IF YOU DONT COME IN SUNDAY, DON'T COME IN ON MONDAY -




Mondays -




Manpower -




TURN OVER -




UNEMPLOYMENT IT'S A DEPRESSION -




NEED WORK - Good with children, trustworthy, excellent references


TAGS: gang work wuemployment bjorn soolsma remax results realtor
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Xopster

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
despite his right cheek, he is not a relative
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:42 pm
this one?
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:43 pm
LOL at Moooooooooo+, YES at Aggie, Shaved it off just before the pic was taken at MrRandom.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:48 am
Mr. R, I've always referred to them as molestaches.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
So Aggy. Was that your first ban? Did you get to pop your cherry today?
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
Its just missing the pedo mustache.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:46 am
More so than me and that's saying somthin. Not to mention, the avatar. I'm personnally not a fan of posting my pic anywhere on the web. But, if you're gonna do it, you should pick one that doesn't make you look like a pedophile.
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 12:26 am
Wee-bit high strung, eh?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I think this motifake greenhorn just may have topped every "ugly American" you've come across, TTH. Goes to show that hostile idiots exist in every country (even Canada, bud). I've been in shitty moods before, but damn this guy makes me look laid-back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 2, 2009, 8:27 pm
See my what? Oh.... I'm charging for that now.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:35 pm
BTW being a dick is ok only if you are funny. For examples see Mooooooooooooooooo+
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:34 pm
I think the word you want is CLIQUE Xopster/Jaboogie/Timmy whatever you want to call yourself.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 5:39 pm
like I said he hasn't really figured out how the site works yet. He's from B.C Canada so no worries.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 12:34 pm

Jaboogiexopester is not even a registered user. Guess he didn't like his photograph posted here as a need help request. Somewhere a bridge has lost its begger
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
Actually, Xopster, it's a fun site and has a good community of regular contributors. We use the occasional cliche, but mostly try to write original stuff. Keep making posters and check out the top creators and hall of fame.
Jaboogie - December 2, 2009, 11:54 am
Seems to be a major cliche here. Such artistry and sophistication, you are all so superor to X
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:32 am
If we're lucky, he's a Frenchy, and has his very own white flag, carried in his wallet, where his condom should be.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
maybe you should just make your white flag now
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
This guy must be from Quebec!
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:23 am
Another internet tough guy
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:22 am
Awwwww.... let me see if I can be your Ambien...
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
Tough day at the Mcdonalds Drive thru?
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
I'm in a shitty mood and this guy is pissing me off where i come to cool off
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
So, can we expect trade thoughts rationally whilst traveling on this road?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
Bed time...over and out.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:19 am
Now, now Canada... I'm handing out an early, and quite generous olive oil branch.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
Xenophobe eh? I just fear pirates and retaliate when picked on
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
tell me where! ill drive down there and kick your ass!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
you are a moron we are probably in the same Province
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
Xenophobe... I am asking you to lighten up, and try to get along here... for the duration of your stay. I find it hard to believe that you came here just to be combative.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Lock out his whole area! block his whole state!lol
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Warn me ooooooh I didnt realize! I am warned! Rrrrrrrr! avast ye Canuck, you must cheer for the Leafs which would be consistent with yoru dimness of wit
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
What a fucking retard! he is trying to warn you
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
You better get back to the lab and work some more on that Cancer cure
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
Hey there, Canada!!! Welcome!!! How can I? He will just come back under another name and email address.... despite what his posters indicate, I think he may be smart! Must not be his first time being banned from a site. Hard to believe.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:13 am
Is it International Talk Like a Pirate Day again?
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:12 am
now proceed at your own risk... these be the last friendly words ye'll hear.. you may not survive to pass this way again....
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:09 am
COME ON AGGY!! KICK HIS ASS!
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:08 am
Ye come seekin' adventure with salty old motifakers, eh? Sure you've come to the proper place. But keep a civil tongue mate, and hold on tight. With both hands, if you please. Thar be rules here, and the ban hammer waiting for them what don't obey.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:03 am
Phuk off! LOL you think this is something special here? My gawd I am playing with this for a couple of days till i move on to something better. Dont flatter yourself into thinking you are curing cancer here or something important LOL
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
Way to make a good first impression. Nobody is going to be impressed with your persistence... be nice, listen, learn. We're only as bad as you make us here. Sort of like walking into a new pub, and acting like an a$$ immediately. Doesn't go over well.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:59 am
Atta girl. Show us your metal!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:57 am
i repeat I dont care what you think. ban me and I will just post under a different pseudo and email. Have a nice day
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:49 am
Cool your jets, turbo.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:44 am
I really dont give a shit what you guys think. if you cant figure out what Im doing with key words and names suck it hard
Sean - December 1, 2009, 10:22 pm
WANNABE You're doing it wrong. (as per spacedog's observation, of course)
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 10:05 pm
So the white supremacist appears to have colored in almost all of his skin? Bizarre.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:40 pm
A New Hope?
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:36 pm
I can only hope.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:35 pm
Hes going to turn into a stavro or a timmy
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
I don't think he has quite figured out how the site works yet. I call this the "foot in mouth" stage.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:45 pm
Why do you comment on all of your posters with something like, "thats hilarious?" Thats up for us to decide
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:16 pm
thats hillarious, it looks like Bjorn Soolsma


REGULAR LIFE - 'Cuz Mortal Combat can be a pain in the ass


TAGS: unemployment
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by Makriev

N'wah - November 24, 2008, 10:56 pm
Just a city boooy!
Ag218 - October 16, 2008, 4:34 pm
And if punch him really hard he bleeds oil! And then dies a little on the inside...
Shtoink - August 25, 2008, 8:34 am
Cyrax
jack - August 25, 2008, 12:11 am
sounds about right.
Captain Douchebag - August 24, 2008, 10:30 pm
Syrax, I think. I know the red one was Sektor.
jack - August 24, 2008, 10:16 pm
damn, what was that guy's name?


LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION -


TAGS: employment burn bridges aggy
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - February 4, 2011, 6:39 pm
5 cement shoes
Shaq123 - February 4, 2011, 2:55 pm
Awesome Poster dude...
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 1:56 pm
I thought that was a heck of a reference.


QUALIFICATIONS -




EMPLOYMENT - Some jobs have their fringe benefits !




CHANGE - So, how's that working for you?


TAGS: economy work employment
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:08 pm

Irony, somebody with "current" in their name comments on a poster that is over two years old.
Current Resident - April 16, 2011, 11:23 am
I hope he rocks for you. He cost me my job. Our company got Obamasized. Cheers.
caiderman98 - August 2, 2009, 1:42 pm
OBAMA ROCKS!


Money For Nothing -


TAGS: job unemployment work homeless
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:05 pm
Thank you for the great rating.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 5:15 pm
Fats...what a timeless quote! 5L


EMPLOYMENT DENIAL - Next time wear a tie


TAGS: employment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rudedog

GaryO - December 23, 2012, 2:04 pm
Headache and indigestion incarnate
Sho - December 23, 2012, 11:22 am
Now here's someone that decided to settle down in life. Forever alone
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:46 am
Thx Ms Priss. I've always found you extremely desirable. Is that inappropriate ? Sorry.
MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 2:13 pm
I'm thinking at his next airline security check as well...teehee nice one Rude.


unemployment before and after -




THE GRASS IS GREENER -


TAGS: promotion job hunting employment motivational motivation office job
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:32 pm
Thanks, space!
spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:11 pm
Excellent work Aggy. You're knocking them over the fence this morning. 5Ls all round.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:05 pm
LMFAO, you ass!!!!! I cashed it in before the copper market crashed.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:51 pm
5L I bet you have a closet of copper wire as a savings account!


Micromanaging -




Rise of the robots -


TAGS: laughing all the way to the unemployment line
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - March 26, 2017, 1:13 am
Yup-yup. I have a few jobs I can't return to. Replaced by automation.
JesusWept - March 25, 2017, 9:16 am
Reality bites. ^^^^^Up


Congratulations -


TAGS: degree fine arts unemployment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:51 pm
Yep a real degree would of taught 'em how to ask to super size that...thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:26 am
Do you want fries with that? 101! LOL! 5L!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:18 am
Thanks for all the 5L support 'cern, but, you do know you are only allowed a certain amount of 5's during your motifake lifetime right?
concern3 - February 21, 2015, 6:11 pm
So true another 5er


CANADIANS - Whose says good jobs are hard to find?




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